The Practical Song Lyrics

The Practical Song

Originally performed by Phish

(Phish)

You'd better stock up on peanut butter
Oh, I don't know.
There's going to be a shortage
this year
It happened with lettuce and toilet paper
I'll buy a couple of small jars
Good

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